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Helloooooo everyone
Im a student from Birmingham, currently at coventry university. I've had this livejournal for a long time and I've made some pretty close friendships with some of my lj friends.
I'm pretty easy to get along with, very into music, a vegetarian and I do read my friends', page religously. the majority of my posts are public but personal stuff/pictures are friends only so do add me if you like the look of my journal. I don't make many fandom/tv related posts but many of my friends do, and I love meeting people who share my interests.

Here are some of my favourite quotes/lyrics
#Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude# 'that's entertainment' by the Jam
"Hate to extort and run" Alan Shore in 'Boston Legal'
"Join us again next week for an episode of 'lets make no fucking sense' where I will be waxing an owl" Mac, Green Wing
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy" Frank Sinatra
"Wait, dude, this is gay......this is even gayer than the men getting in a big pile and having sex with eachother" South Park
"Some people bring happiness wherever they go, some people whenever they go" Oscar Wilde
#You sit there in your heartache, Waiting on some beautiful boy to, To save you from your old ways, You play forgiveness, Watch it now ... here he comes!# 'when you were young' by The killers
#I wanna be you, whenever I see you smiling, cause it's easily one of the hardest things to do# 'smiley faces' by Gnarls Barkley
"family isn't a word, it's a sentence" Arrested Development
"I've got the key to the gates of paradise, but I've got too many legs" Geoff - coupling
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
Oscar Wilde
Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had. Arrested Development
"Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." also Arrested Development
"Homer is standing in quicksand I will get my legs out with my hands and my hands out with my face" Homer Simpson
"Maybe loving someone isn't the hard part, it's loving someone who loves you back the way you want to be loved" The Secret Life Of US (tv show)]
"Always important to look your best when meeting worms" 'Little mosque on the praerie'(Canadian sitcom)
#Where will I meet my fate, baby I'm a man I was born to hate# A bad dream by Keane
#Watch me rise up and leave, all the ashes you made out of me# Ashes by Embrace
"There are plenty of people who believe that Elvis is alive, or that aliens occasionally land here to do highly personal things to people, or that the whole idea of evolution is a conspiracy of godless scientists. Almost all of these people can vote and some of them have got guns."
- Terry Pratchett
"How about some....individual grooving" David, My choir leader, it just makes you grin doesn't it.
"I like a little groove on the top", also from David
"Apparently an accidental attempt at murder is just what it takes to get a teenager's attention" from 'My name is Earl'
"Don't worry, karma will get that guy"
"Yeh, I'll run him over with my Karma" Veronica Mars
"Are we fighting the terrorists with nonsense words..... we'll punch their swimnoodles" Jon Stewart (aka, lord of all things)
"Don't come in too late, then it will be Grandad gospel" David Lawrence
I'm going to bombard everyone with some Homer Simpson quotes
"Homer is drunkLook, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him."
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. "
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
"If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement."
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!
"When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun. "
"Homer: Er, look, I just want to know how to invent things.
Frink: All you have to do is think of things which people need but which don't exist yet.
Homer: You mean like an electric blanket-mobile?
Frink: Www oh well, possibly. Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it, like...
Homer: Hamburger earmuffs.
"Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively. "
Joy: What are the odds of you going to the same prison as Earl
Randy: Seven" my name is Earl
Chuck:We almost got killed.
Sarah:Whatever. We've almost been killed way worse than that. from 'chuck'
"You dont get what you want in business (and in life), you get what you negotiate" Magda Kurowska, one of my lecturers
'When you are stressed do you feel happy or sad?' My freind's example of a closed question on a psych mock
#If love is a lie I've been lying# 'our velocity' by Maximo Park
#Of all the things I felt but never really shown, Perhaps the worst is that I ever let you go# 'wont go home without you' by Maroon 5
Sycorax Leader: Blood control is just one form of conquest. I could summon the armada and take this world by force!
The Doctor: Well... you could do that... yeah, you could do that, of course you could! But...why? Look at these people, these human beings; consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than... no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But, the point still stands... leave them alone!
from Doctor Who (of course)
Doctor: How to explain the mechanics of the infinite temporal flux... I know! Back to the Future! Just like Back to the Future.
Martha: The film?
Doctor: No, the novelization. Yes, the film!
"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing" Firefly
#sitting in restaurants, thought we were so grown up but i know now that we were not the people that we turned out to be, chatting on the phone cant take back those hours
but i wont regret cause you can grow flowers from where dirt used to be# 'Merry happy' by Kate Nash
"Also, I can kill you with my brain" River on 'Firefly'
"Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill em right back" also firefly
#The stars are blazing like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun# 'Read my mind' by the Killers
#Cause I've seen this house with the pale blue sky and golden fields that would burn your eyes, so lets take a drive, underneath the sun# 'Tell all your friends' by feeder
"As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni." Juno
"make poverty 'istory, cheaper drugs naow" Shameless
"I hate two things in this world, intolerannce....and the dutch" Michael Caine in Austin Powers 3
"Ladies please, let's not let this prison visit turn in to something unpleasant" Little mosque on the prairie
"I gave you my life, to carry in your hands safely towards the grave" from Dirty sexy money (talking about marriage)
"sing it like you've just won the lottery, but you're in a library" David Lawrence
#Back to the street,Down to our feet, Losing the feeling of feeling unique,
Do you know what I mean?# 'Nine in the afternoon' by Panic at the Disco
"Here's a lesson for you boy, don't work hard and don't form emotional attatchments, also, don't be a cow" Homer Simpson
" Lisa: Ok I was trying to [guilt you into] not eating meat but could you at least stop stirring you're drinks with a sausage
Bart: *thinks*
Lisa: Come on it's a no-brainer!!!! "
"Get your ass back into bed you sonofabitch, and eat some fucking chicken soup!" Justin, Queer as Folk (US)
"That's a good size for a transexual rocking horse" Scott Mills on radio 1
"Joan: My true nature is to be a catalyst, that's so anticlimatic.
God: Anticlimactic, anticlimatic means you're against the weather" Joan of arcadia
Peter is pitching his film script
"This movie is like your baby [yes, yes it is], I understand that, I really do. I wanna give you some advice. You gotta KILL your BABY, you gotta FUCKING KILL YOUR BABY" From 'love and other disasters'
#My guard stood hard when abstract threats ,Too noble to neglect, Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect. Good and bad I define these terms
Quite clear, no doubt, somehow. Ah but I was so much older then, Im younger than that now# The Byrds, my back pages
[about a dance dedicated to the choreographers handicapped daughter]"It’s about hope and joy and miracles and puppies and birthdays and David Archuleta escaping from the clutches of his father." by brooding_soul
"Dance with you fucking wife already, and be nice to her vagina" Californatication (there is context, I swear)
"I have two settings when it comes to women, mild panic and sheer terror" Elliot, Hollyoaks
"[Gordon] Brown couldn't get more unpopular if he recorded a song with James Blunt called 'I like to kill puppies with hammers" Russell Howard (on Mock The Week)
"Just to show you how poluted this city is, the javlin has got stuck in the sky", Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week (referring to the olympics 08)
"When you are besotted with someone, every thing that they do is another piece of evidence, evidence that they're fabulous" the secret life of us.
"Every time Borack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm" from the Daily Show"
"You were like a robot on acid" Craig on Strictly come dancing
‘And so, at 11am on a Tuesday, a prominent politician spoke to Americans about race as though they were adults’ Jon Stewart, refering to Obama
"I'd say I won't do it again, again" Mercedes on Hollyoaks
#hear the voices in my head, swear to God it sounds like they're snoring# 'I'm not sick' by lit.
points to a tin of mixed vegetables"This is my friend, I don't know who he is but.."
Henry: Oh Beth, Tomorow is the least from our problems
Beth: Oh dont tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs
Henry NO! yes, but that's not the point
Both from 'Wet Hot American Summer'
"Excellent, let's make some LSD" from Fringe, and sounds even better coming from a mad scientist.
"I remember when a suspect being human was a given, not an option" Also from fringe
Gareth David Lloyd talking about Torchwood
"What are the rules of naked hide and seek?"
GDL: "Well if you catch the other one you can fuck him, it's quite simple"
"Prepare for a surprise attack!" from Futurama: Bender's Game
#Somebody left the taps on in the sky.# 'standing on the last star' by Guillemots#
Garth is the most significant artist I've worked with and I've worked with Lulu and four others" Garth Merenghi's Dark Place
"I got into medicine for the laughs. And the pussy, but that dried up after 10 years if you'll excuse the expression" also Garth Merenghi's Dark Place
#The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls# 'Sound of silence' by Simon and Garfunkel
"How dare you ad-lib in my presence" Bruce on Strictly come dancing
"I don't want to take a wank bullet for you, what am I some kind of wank shield" from Peep Show

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