I'm a music therapy student, a transplant to the lovely South Wales Area and many things on top of that.
Here are some of my favourite quotes/lyrics #Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude# 'that's entertainment' by the Jam "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy" Frank Sinatra "Join us again next week for an episode of 'lets make no fucking sense' where I will be waxing an owl" Mac, Green Wing "Wait, dude, this is gay......this is even gayer than the men getting in a big pile and having sex with eachother" South Park "Some people bring happiness wherever they go, some people whenever they go" Oscar Wilde #I wanna be you, whenever I see you smiling, cause it's easily one of the hardest things to do# 'smiley faces' by Gnarls Barkley "family isn't a word, it's a sentence" Arrested Development "I've got the key to the gates of paradise, but I've got too many legs" Geoff - coupling "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." Oscar Wilde "Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." Arrested Development "Homer is standing in quicksand I will get my legs out with my hands and my hands out with my face" Homer Simpson "Maybe loving someone isn't the hard part, it's loving someone who loves you back the way you want to be loved" The Secret Life Of US (tv show) #Where will I meet my fate, baby I'm a man I was born to hate# A bad dream by Keane #Watch me rise up and leave, all the ashes you made out of me# Ashes by Embrace "There are plenty of people who believe that Elvis is alive, or that aliens occasionally land here to do highly personal things to people, or that the whole idea of evolution is a conspiracy of godless scientists. Almost all of these people can vote and some of them have got guns." - Terry Pratchett "How about some....individual grooving" David, My choir leader, it just makes you grin doesn't it. "Apparently an accidental attempt at murder is just what it takes to get a teenager's attention" from 'My name is Earl' "Don't worry, karma will get that guy" "Yeh, I'll run him over with my Karma" Veronica Mars "Don't come in too late, then it will be Grandad gospel" David Lawrence "Homer is drunkLook, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him." Homer Simpson "Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively. " Also Homer Simpson "You dont get what you want in business (and in life), you get what you negotiate" Magda Kurowska, one of my past lecturers 'When you are stressed do you feel happy or sad?' My freind's example of a closed question on a psych mock #If love is a lie I've been lying# 'our velocity' by Maximo Park Sycorax Leader: Blood control is just one form of conquest. I could summon the armada and take this world by force! The Doctor: Well... you could do that... yeah, you could do that, of course you could! But...why? Look at these people, these human beings; consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than... no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But, the point still stands... leave them alone! from Doctor Who (of course) Doctor: How to explain the mechanics of the infinite temporal flux... I know! Back to the Future! Just like Back to the Future. Martha: The film? Doctor: No, the novelization. Yes, the film! "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing" Firefly #sitting in restaurants, thought we were so grown up but i know now that we were not the people that we turned out to be, chatting on the phone cant take back those hours but i wont regret cause you can grow flowers from where dirt used to be# 'Merry happy' by Kate Nash "Also, I can kill you with my brain" River on 'Firefly' "Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill em right back" also firefly #The stars are blazing like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun# 'Read my mind' by the Killers #Cause I've seen this house with the pale blue sky and golden fields that would burn your eyes, so lets take a drive, underneath the sun# 'Tell all your friends' by feeder "make poverty 'istory, cheaper drugs naow" Shameless "I hate two things in this world, intolerannce....and the dutch" Michael Caine in Austin Powers 3 "Ladies please, let's not let this prison visit turn in to something unpleasant" Little mosque on the prairie "I gave you my life, to carry in your hands safely towards the grave" from Dirty sexy money (talking about marriage) "Sing it like you've just won the lottery, but you're in a library" David Lawrence #Back to the street,Down to our feet, Losing the feeling of feeling unique, Do you know what I mean?# 'Nine in the afternoon' by Panic at the Disco "Get your ass back into bed you sonofabitch, and eat some fucking chicken soup!" Justin, Queer as Folk (US) "Joan: My true nature is to be a catalyst, that's so anticlimatic. God: Anticlimactic, anticlimatic means you're against the weather" Joan of arcadia Peter is pitching his film script "This movie is like your baby [yes, yes it is], I understand that, I really do. I wanna give you some advice. You gotta KILL your BABY, you gotta FUCKING KILL YOUR BABY" From 'love and other disasters' #My guard stood hard when abstract threats ,Too noble to neglect, Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect. Good and bad I define these terms Quite clear, no doubt, somehow. Ah but I was so much older then, Im younger than that now# The Byrds, my back pages [about a dance dedicated to the choreographers handicapped daughter]"It’s about hope and joy and miracles and puppies and birthdays and David Archuleta escaping from the clutches of his father." by brooding_soul "I have two settings when it comes to women, mild panic and sheer terror" Elliot, Hollyoaks "[Gordon] Brown couldn't get more unpopular if he recorded a song with James Blunt called 'I like to kill puppies with hammers" Russell Howard (on Mock The Week) "Just to show you how poluted this city is, the javlin has got stuck in the sky", Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week (referring to the olympics 08) "When you are besotted with someone, every thing that they do is another piece of evidence, evidence that they're fabulous" the secret life of us. "Every time Borack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm" from the Daily Show" "You were like a robot on acid" Craig on Strictly come dancing "I'd say I won't do it again, again" Mercedes on Hollyoaks #hear the voices in my head, swear to God it sounds like they're snoring# 'I'm not sick' by lit. points to a tin of mixed vegetables"This is my friend, I don't know who he is but.." Henry: Oh Beth, Tomorow is the least from our problems Beth: Oh dont tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs Henry NO! yes, but that's not the point Both from 'Wet Hot American Summer' "Excellent, let's make some LSD" from Fringe, and sounds even better coming from a mad scientist. "I remember when a suspect being human was a given, not an option" Also from fringe Gareth David Lloyd talking about Torchwood "What are the rules of naked hide and seek?" GDL: "Well if you catch the other one you can fuck him, it's quite simple" "Prepare for a surprise attack!" from Futurama: Bender's Game #Somebody left the taps on in the sky.# 'standing on the last star' by Guillemots# Garth is the most significant artist I've worked with and I've worked with Lulu and four others" Garth Merenghi's Dark Place "I got into medicine for the laughs. And the pussy, but that dried up after 10 years if you'll excuse the expression" also Garth Merenghi's Dark Place #The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls# 'Sound of silence' by Simon and Garfunkel "How dare you ad-lib in my presence" Bruce on Strictly come dancing "I don't want to take a wank bullet for you, what am I some kind of wank shield" from Peep Show "Nathan:You'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese. Simon: I don't even like cheese. Nathan: That makes it even worse you sick bastard!" From Misfits "There's only one thing young ladies should be insertin' in themselves... and that's knowledge." Also from misfits "I like bowties they make people look like presents that need to be ~unwrapped." swinbathedrown Leslie: "I know Tammy seems scary, but really she's just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedaling sex crazed She Demon." Leslie: "Chris is the most positive state budget auditing consultant I've ever met. I mean, I made eye contact with him and it was like staring into the sun." From Parks and Recreations aka my happy place. "The Internet: A pumpkin patch it's impossible to be thrown out of" Anderson Cooper